main huun mister johny maine sab mulqon kaa piyaa hai paanii saarii duniyaa ghuumghaam ke banaa huun hindustaanii tum puuchhoge kyon main abhii bataataa huun main huun johny badaa tuufaanii main johny badaa tuufaanii ek mulq kii suno kahaanii milii vahaan ik husn kii raanii jab tak thaa kaladaar jeb men tab tak thii har baat suhaanii ik din bolii suno sanam maal hazam aur khel khatam chalii gaii vo mujhe chhod kar dekar thandaa paanii main huun mister johny threedots duuje mulq gayaa main yaar mil gaii ik baankii sarakaar kuub huaa pahale to pyaar baad men mujhako huaa bukhaar ik din bolii johny yaar ham jaataa tum hai biimaar saath kisii ke bhaag gaii vo dekar thandaa paanii main huun mister johny threedots tiije mulq kaa dekho pol mil gaii madam taalamatol dekh ke usakaa pyaaraa mukhadaa main to huaa daanvaadol choron kii vah saathii nikalii kar gaii meraa bistar gol saaraa maal udaa kar le gaii dekar thandaa paanii main huun mister johny threedots jaa ke milaa usakii ammaa se shaadii kaa paigaam tikaayaa ho gaii shaadii mil gaii champaa das bachchon kaa baap kahaayaa usakaa sachchaa pyaar dekh kar ban gayaa huun hindustaanii dekar thandaa paanii main huun mister johny threedots